Q: Why did Mustard lose the race? A: Because he couldn’t ketchup. Q: Why was the prune stoked? A: He got pitted.
I have posted before about coming up with a funny (or not so funny), Googling, and finding that someone else has already gone there. The latest: Large Hardon Collider. Meh.
Attribute the paucity of posts to my progress on the next novel. But don’t think I’ve forgotten about you. I made this joke up the other day. Q: Why was […]