This bathroom:

Is inside here:

And is called this:

Which makes me wonder whether I am in fact an extra in the sequel to the movie adaptation of my life…

It’s not hard to figure out, people.

If you are young, you can make up bullshit slang and fool the old.

If you are old, your bullshit slang will not fool the young.

[she's reaching for her membership card so she can get in to vote. pic courtesy DHD]

We’re stoked that it’s over and things can get back to “normal.”

Time to start shopping for a new board again…